Do you have silly names for your neighbours?

Question

Do you have silly names for your neighbours?
nicknames that you wouldnt say to their faces

Answer

Oh gawd do we ever, everbody in this valley has a name.brbrThe woman with the big flat face is Pan Face cause it looks like she got wacked with a cast iron skillet.brbrOne dude is like feet tall we call him Icabod CranebrbrAnother old couple we call Bonnie and clyd cause they drive this old s car.brbrAnother old guy alway cooks outside even in winter we call him Hanible the Canible like hes always cooking bodiesbrbr Another guy whacks his weeds with a machety we call him Jack the RipperbrbrThis other gal we call Klondike Kate cause she kinda gets around.brbrAnd then the dude that always has his hoodie up and sunglasses we call the uni bomber dude.brbrIts horrible of me cause they are all nice and call me Mcguyver cause when stuff is broke they always bring it to me to fix.